Well, MSU beat OSU last weekend and the East Lansing MSU fans went nuts as usual. But, they only set 57 fires and over turned one BMW so they are improving from years past I guess.
Unfortunately, the football season isn’t over yet. East Lansing still has to prepare for the Rose Bowl. And, as always with the East Lansing MSU fans, win or lose, they will riot.
There is now a Kim Jong Un impersonator running around. Of course, while it is one thing to impersonate someone who is famous and loved, like Elvis, it is quite another to impersonate someone who is, well, of questionable character. This Kim Jong Un needs to be careful lest he meet and untimely demise.
65 cases if Pappy Van Winkle bourbon are missing from the distillery. Pappy Van Winkle bourbon is very rare and rather pricy. So the theft has sent shock waves through the bourbon drinking world.
Of course, there is some speculation that the theft is nothing but a publicity hoax. Time will tell.
The 85 year old Korean veteran who was visiting North Korea has now been released.
I don’t know why anyone in their right mind would want to visit North Korea. And I certainly don’t know why an 85 year old man would want to go there.
When I wash my pajamas, I don’t fold them and put them away. Rather, I just leave them in the laundry basket until I need them. Since my girlfriend did not approve of this practice, she commented that my pajamas looked like they had been slept in. Hello!!!
Scientists now believe that fish having sex is the cause of the Windsor Hum. The Windsor Hum is a low frequency noise that seems to affect the residence of Windsor. And, up until now, scientists could not explain the origin of the sound. But, they now believe that it is the result of fish having sex.
Well hey, now we know.
Reports of a loud strange sound coming from the sky are being reported across the US and Canada.
A pizza manufacturer advertises that their pizzas are made with only real tomatoes. This seems to imply that their competition uses artificial tomatoes.
Well OK. I wonder if they also use real pepperoni?