For all of you folks from the South who have been relocated to the North, you can put those homesick blues away.  Green boiled peanuts are now available on your grocers shelf.  And, they are already shelled for you!

With one of these, you too can slice fruit like a pro.

I recently saw a sign advertizing “Advanced Plastic Surgery”. I wondered what the difference was between “advanced plastic surgery” and “basic plastic surgery’?  And quite frankly, if I were going to require plastic surgery, I would rather go with the advanced than to take my chances with the basic.

Recently, a TV game show went on a hiatus to Hawaii.  And, while they were there, they had Hawaiian contestants.  I was rather amused at the look on one contestants face when they won an all expense paid trip to Miami.  I suspect such a trip would have been more meaningful to someone from Montana.

Scientists have recently determined that stupidity is caused by a virus.  Unfortunately, there is no known cure.  But, at least we know that stupidity is a disease.  And because it is a disease, it can be transmitter to others.  So, stay clear of stupid people.

At work, we are often given the opportunity to join various committees.  And, they are always looking for more volunteers.  But, in the latest effort to get more participation, they made volunteering mandatory.

“And you will enjoy it.”

So, I have top wonder if the Lash Studio is a place for eye lashes or a bondage room for S&M?

While looking at toilets in the stores, I noticed that they are always up high off of the floor.  At first, I thought that they were up high so that you could see them easier.  But then I realized that they were up high to prevent use.

Multifunction remote control.  Are we talking about a high tech entertainment center?  No, we are talking about a high tech toilet.

So, why do you need a remote control for your toilet?

Smart phone, smart car, it was only a matter of time before the Smart Toilet.  I wonder if it has WiFi?