We periodically check the expiration date on our products in the fridge.  And, if it has expired, we throw it out.  However, we were surprised to find a jar of mustard with an expiration date of 8/8/2287.  Since neither of us will be around to dispose of it when it expires, we will have to rely on our great great great grand children.  But, there is always the possibility that we will use it up before then.

An American news commentator commented about the Olympics that the Dutch are good at skating because that is how they travel in the winter time.  Needless to say, the Dutch were offended.

There is now a phone app that lets you download the nutritional information on a product just by scanning the bar code of the product.  Well, we tried it on a Paczki and the app crashed.  LOL.

During the luge event at the Olympics, I noticed one woman in the crowd was wearing only a red, white and blue two piece bathing suit.  Since she was on the chubby side, I guess that helped to keep her warm.

Coke has come out with 4 new flavors.  I gave them a try but decided that they weren’t worth buying again.  Nice try Coke but stick with your original Coke.

Since the crunch of a chip seems to annoy women, they are now coming out with a chip that doesn’t crunch.  Of course you can achieve the same effect by letting your chips go stale.

New research seems to indicate that McDonald’s fries promote hair growth.  I wonder if you eat the fries or rub them on your head.

They now have a USB device to help you clean the wax out of your ears.  But since the device is a small camera, I suppose you could use it to clean the boogers our of your nose.

There is a company that will be happy to manage your retirement portfolio if it is greater than $250,000.  I guess any thing less than that is not worth their time and effort.

In that light, I won’t perform at the Super Bowl until the NFL requires all player to stand for the National Anthem.