The Doctors

The other day, I had a doctors appointment for a physical. The doctor stuck his finger up my butt. No real surprise there. He got out a brand new tube of KY for the event. It didn’t take him very long. He is quite good at what he does. They always wonder why my blood pressure is so high at the doctors office.

I used to have a female PA stick her finger up my butt. It seems like it took her forever to do her thing. I bet she would have her finger up there for a good 10 seconds. I guess she wanted to be thorough. The whole time that she is doing this, she would repeat “very nice” over and over again. I was never sure if she was commenting on my prostate or my butt.

Before I had the female PA, I had a female doctor. One time when she was doing her finger thing, my pager went off. It was very loud. It startled her. I thought that she was going to go in up to her elbow.

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