Safety Officer.

My work cell phone rang the other day. I knew that it must have been a wrong number because it was on Veterans day.

When I answered the phone the conversation went something like this:

“Hello. This is Ned Swift”.

“Hello?”

“Hi, this is Ned Swift”.

“Could I speak to Ned Swift please?”

“Speaking”

“Hi Mr. Swift. Are you in charge of office safety?”

“Not that I know of but hey, I could be and not know it.”

“Do you know who handles safety for your company, you know, OSHA stuff.”

“Oh, we have a whole department for that. It is called MiOSHA.”

“MiOSHA?”

“Yes. This is the State of Michigan.”

“Oh, OK thanks you.” Click.

I have to wonder how I ever got on that calling list.

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