When I was shopping at Meijer’s (regional grocery chain) the other day, someone hijacked my shopping cart. I was in the produce department shopping for spinach when an old woman grabbed my cart full of groceries and started to walk off.

I said, “Excuse me, but that is my cart.” She looked and said “Oh my, so it is. Where is my cart?” Seeing an unattended cart a few feet away I asked, “Is that your cart over there?” “Oh, why yes it is! Thank you so much” She grabbed the cart and went on her way.

About 30 seconds later I heard another woman exclaim “What happened to my cart?!!” Oops.  I decided that I needed to leave the produce section STAT.  Well, I tried.