I get free magazine subscriptions for doing online surveys. And, one of the recent choices was Men’s Fitness.

Now, Men’s Fitness is committed to four areas. The first is exercise. No problem. My wife supports my need for exercise.

Next is nutrition. Again, my wife feels that I need to eat better.

Then, there is sports. OK. My wife thinks that I should be actively involved in sports.

The fourth is sex. Whoa. Hold the phone. My wife thinks that I am already too active in this area and I don’t need any more suggestions.

So, now my Men’s Fitness gets pre-read with the understanding that any articles of concern will be blacked out.

What ever.