A man, who had been adopted, went looking for his biological mom. Well, he found her. She was the bearded lady in a side show.

She was born a hermaphrodite. But, her mom decided that she wanted a little girl, so the other parts were cut off. But, when puberty hit, so did the beard.

And though she conceived and bore a son, her beard remained.

Now, if they had not removed her male genitals, could she have impregnated herself? And if she had, would she then be the man’s mother and father?

I need to get out more.