I got some spam the other day touting that their gum will enhance your breasts. According to the ad, breast growth is inhibited by a chemical imbalance in your body. But, this gum has a special combination of herbs to correct that imbalance and allow fuller breast development.

Of course, the ad makes no claims as to the amount of increase. I guess that would be too quantifiable. Of course, they promise a 90 day money back guarantee but I am still skeptical.

I suppose, after you chew the gum, you could always stick it in your bra. That would be one way of enhancing your breasts.

Well, my breasts don’t need to be enhanced so I’ll pass on the gum. Besides, at $60 per month, you could buy a whole lot of padded bras.