Some space junk is about to impact the Earth. But, the scientists have told us not to worry because there is only 1 chance in 3,200 that anyone will be hit by it.
1 in 3,200!!! Those are not very good odds! Not very good at all! In fact, I may stay inside until that thing comes down.
I wonder if I am insured for something like that?
HAHA! Thats funny, I just watched a futurama episode on that.