Halt! Get Those Toes Out of Your Mouth!!

Arkansas police are on the look out for a man who is approaching women and asking if he can suck their toes.

Well OK.  Let me see if I understand this.  Unless toe sucking is illegal in Arkansas, the man has not committed a crime. And, since he is asking for permission first and respecting the answer, there is no personal violation.  So, what is Arkansas going to charge the man with?  Being kinky?

Hey, I don’t make this stuff up.

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