A woman recently set the worlds record for the longest bridal train.  It was two miles long.

Now, I can appreciate a bride wanting to have something special on that special day.  But a two mile train is not only impractical, it is down right dysfunctional.  Where do you put a two mile train?  And where do you get married with a two mile train?

But more to the point, what is it going to be like being married to such a woman?