“God is Punishing Me!”

Kwame Kilpatrick, the mayor of Detroit and the states most famous Irishman, claims that all of his legal troubles are punishment from God for the sins that he committed.

In reality, he knows that his legal problems are the result of his lying under oath. But the punishment statement sounds better to his constituents. After all, he is under pressure to resign so maybe he can convince the people that he doesn’t need any punishment from the public.

All he needs now is for Jeffery Fieger, Michigan’s most famous lawyer, to represent him in court and it will be a real three ring circus.

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