I recently replaced my toilet with a high performance model.  Amongst the features of this new toilet is a “quick release toilet seat”.

Now, I had to pause and reflect on a “quick release toilet seat” and what that might entail.  I suppose, if you got your butt stuck in the toilet, a quick release seat might be good safety feature.

Reflecting further, I have “quick release hubs” on my bicycle.  They allow me to change wheels quickly.

I suppose the same  could be true for my toilet seat.  After all, if I need to change my toilet seat, those quick releases might come it handy.  Not only would they work for blowouts, they would also work if I want to install a “high performance” seat.

Well, what ever.  If you have a high performance toilet, you also need a high performance seat.