I was in a  sporting goods store the other day when a notice a micro fabric shirt on one of the mannequins.  It was light brown and looked just like swayed leather.

I was impressed with the looks of it so I started feeling how soft it was.  That is when this clerk gave me a very strange look.

I wondered what her problem was.  Surely other people have touched the fabric before.  Just then, I realized that I was rubbing the mannequins breast.

I wonder if that constitutes sexual harassment?