I went to the grocery store to buy one of their ready to eat rotisserie chickens only to discover that they were not yet ready.  They said that it would be another 45 minutes so, I decided to move on to plan B which was fried chicken.  Unfortunately, the clerks totally ignored me.  It was as if I became invisible.  So after being a non-person for 10 minutes, I decided to grab a couple of ready to eat chicken pot pies.