A co-worker of mind discovered one Fridays, that after 2PM, all of the cold sandwiches in the cafeteria go on sale for $1. So, he bought 2; An egg salad and a tuna salad. He was grinning ear to ear as he ate his sandwichs. To hear him talk, you’d have thought that he just won the lottery. He even went on to berate the rest of us for not taking advantage of such a deal.

Well, about an hour later, those cheap sandwiches made a surprising return to the surface. Unable to make it to the bathroom in time, he grabbed a waste basket and proceeded to blow chop so to speak. The rest of us in the office had to endure the sounds of this wretching soul as his bargan lunch departed from the land of the living.

After about a minute, it was over. All that was left now was the clean up. As we scrambled for the air freshner, he bagged his lunch and threw it in the dumpster.

He claimed that there was nothing wrong with the sandwiches and instead, he blamed it on the flu. However, inspite of his claim, he never bought any of those cheap sandwichs again.