{"id":1045,"date":"2009-02-21T12:57:45","date_gmt":"2009-02-21T17:57:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=1045"},"modified":"2009-02-21T12:57:45","modified_gmt":"2009-02-21T17:57:45","slug":"two-for-the-price-of-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=1045","title":{"rendered":"Two for the Price of One."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are a pair of conjoined twin girls who have recently turn 18.  And, both of them have expressed in interest in getting married.  The only problem is that share the same reproductive organs.  So, it would seem to me that if you have sex with one, you also have sex with the other.<\/p>\n<p>Would they both have orgasms at the same time?  Would they rate each others husband on their love making?\u00a0 If they had a baby, who would be the biological mother?\u00a0  The more I think about this, the weirder it gets.  In fact, it is too weird even for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are a pair of conjoined twin girls who have recently turn 18. And, both of them have expressed in interest in getting married. The only problem is that share the same reproductive organs. So, it would seem to me &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=1045\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1045","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-gR","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1045","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1045"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1045\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1133,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1045\/revisions\/1133"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}