{"id":1448,"date":"2009-07-10T06:50:17","date_gmt":"2009-07-10T11:50:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=1448"},"modified":"2009-07-10T06:50:17","modified_gmt":"2009-07-10T11:50:17","slug":"mowing-ahead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=1448","title":{"rendered":"Mowing Ahead!"},"content":{"rendered":"

One state that I recently traveled through liked to announce that they are mowing the grass on the interstate. They have countless sign that can be activated on a moments notice. I guess it is because the people in their state are easily confused.<\/p>\n

“Hey Maude, there is one of them tractor machines on the shoulder ahead. Are they plantin corn?” “No honey, the sign back there said that they are mowin the grass.”<\/p>\n

Well, at least they don’t barricade the interstate like they used to in the past.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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