{"id":1550,"date":"2009-07-15T06:58:43","date_gmt":"2009-07-15T11:58:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=1550"},"modified":"2009-07-15T06:58:43","modified_gmt":"2009-07-15T11:58:43","slug":"maybe-the-dingos-ate-your-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=1550","title":{"rendered":"Maybe the Dingos Ate Your Baby!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Poor Ozzie Osborn. Something ate his favorite chihuahua. Thinking that it might be a coyote, he threw a poisoned dead chicken over the fence. But, nothing touched the chicken.<\/p>\n

Of course, given the small size of the dog, any predator could have eaten it. It may have even fallen victim to a hawk attack. He will probably never know. He best bet is to keep a closer watch on his dogs.<\/p>\n

Ozzie will probably be in therapy for years because of this event.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Poor Ozzie Osborn. Something ate his favorite chihuahua. Thinking that it might be a coyote, he threw a poisoned dead chicken over the fence. But, nothing touched the chicken. Of course, given the small size of the dog, any predator … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-p0","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1550","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1550"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1550\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1552,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1550\/revisions\/1552"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}