{"id":1749,"date":"2009-09-16T07:47:14","date_gmt":"2009-09-16T12:47:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=1749"},"modified":"2009-09-16T07:47:14","modified_gmt":"2009-09-16T12:47:14","slug":"drunk-driving-6th-offense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=1749","title":{"rendered":"Drunk Driving, 6th Offense."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\">A Grand Rapids man was recently arrested for drunk driving.<span> <\/span>It seems he was found driving 10 mph on the shoulder of the expressway.<span> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">When questioned, he admitted to consuming a 12 pack of beer.<span> <\/span>A check of priors revealed that he had already been arrested for drunk driving 5 other times.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">What was he driving at the time of his arrest?\u00a0 His electric wheel chair.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Grand Rapids man was recently arrested for drunk driving. It seems he was found driving 10 mph on the shoulder of the expressway. When questioned, he admitted to consuming a 12 pack of beer. A check of priors revealed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=1749\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-sd","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1749"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1749\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1753,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1749\/revisions\/1753"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}