{"id":1759,"date":"2009-09-19T12:47:19","date_gmt":"2009-09-19T17:47:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=1759"},"modified":"2009-09-19T12:47:19","modified_gmt":"2009-09-19T17:47:19","slug":"insane-murderer-escapes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=1759","title":{"rendered":"Insane Murderer Escapes!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Washington state reports that an insane murderer has escaped from authorities.\u00a0 Well, he didn’t exactly escape, he just sort of walked away.<\/p>\n

It seems that the mental institution, where he was staying, decided to take its patients on a field trip to an amusement park.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 And, while he was there, he disappeared.<\/p>\n

Of course, the hospital staff looked for him for two hours before contacting the police so he had a pretty good head start.\u00a0 And, given the amount of wilderness in the state, I doubt that they will catch the guy any time soon.<\/p>\n

Fortunately, he didn’t kill anyone at the park.\u00a0 You can’t fix stupid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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