{"id":2487,"date":"2010-04-13T12:34:02","date_gmt":"2010-04-13T17:34:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=2487"},"modified":"2010-04-13T12:34:02","modified_gmt":"2010-04-13T17:34:02","slug":"the-turkey-flies-at-midnight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=2487","title":{"rendered":"The Turkey Flies at Midnight."},"content":{"rendered":"

No, this is not the name for some covert activity, but it is an unusual event.\u00a0 The other day, a turkey flew in to one of the windows at work. Unfortunately, the window was not open. We don’t know if the impact killed the turkey or the two story fall but either way, the bird was dead on the ground.<\/p>\n

After about 4 hours, one of the women that I work with saw the bird and went out to rescue it. She loaded the bird up in a cardboard box and headed to the zoo.<\/p>\n

The vet at the zoo declared that the bird was dead but he did add that the Golden Eagle would have a feast tonight. Waste not, want not.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

No, this is not the name for some covert activity, but it is an unusual event.\u00a0 The other day, a turkey flew in to one of the windows at work. Unfortunately, the window was not open. We don’t know if … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-E7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2487"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2487\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2499,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2487\/revisions\/2499"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}