{"id":256,"date":"2007-07-24T06:49:04","date_gmt":"2007-07-24T11:49:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=256"},"modified":"2007-07-24T10:57:18","modified_gmt":"2007-07-24T15:57:18","slug":"too-much-gas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=256","title":{"rendered":"Too much gas."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had an ultra sound on my kidneys the other day.  I was a different event.<br \/>\nMy cardiologist is concerned that my blood pressure is alway high whenever I visit him.  So, he wanted to make sure that there was nothing wrong with my kidneys as kidney problems can cause high blood pressure.<\/p>\n<p>I was not allowed to chew gum or eat green leafy vegetables or beans for 24 hours before the examine.  Nor was I to eat or drink 6-8 hours before the examine.  And, when I did drink, it needed to be out of a glass and not with a straw.  Very strange.<\/p>\n<p>When I got into the examination room, I laid down on the ultra sound bed.  The nurse spread some warm gel on my stomach and proceeded to run the ultra sound probe over my stomach.<\/p>\n<p>She commented that she could see that I had a lot of intestinal gas.  I was surprised by her remark and thought it was just a part of casual conversation though I can&#8217;t say I can ever remember my intestinal gas as a part of a casual conversation.<\/p>\n<p>After she finished examining my stomach, she moved on to my kidneys.  First one side then the other, each with its own set of instructions.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, she went back to my stomach again.  She said that perhaps the gas had moved and that she would be able to get a clear view.<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly, the diet restrictions all made sense.  The idea was to avoid anything that might give me gas but the instructions didn&#8217;t say that.  The instructions only wanted me to avoid green leafy vegetables and beans.<\/p>\n<p>There are other things that give me gas besides green leafy vegetables and beans.  My number one offender this time of the year is sweet corn.  And I suspect that todays gas was caused by the chips and salsa that I ate last night.<\/p>\n<p>Feeling bad about the gas situation, I told the nurse that I could eliminate some of the gas if she wanted me to.  She told me that it wasn&#8217;t necessary.  I told her that I was quite good at eliminating gas and if she didn&#8217;t believe me, she could ask my wife.  Again, she declined saying that they were mainly interested in seeing the kidneys.<\/p>\n<p>All and all, the examine lasted about 1 hour.  She said that everything looked fine.  Of course, I am sure that the doctor will have to look at the results but at least the nurse didn&#8217;t see any abnormalities.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, whenever I take my blood pressure it is always normal, 110\/70.  Maybe if I was allowed to sit and relax for a few minutes before they took my blood pressure in the doctors office, it wouldn&#8217;t be high.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had an ultra sound on my kidneys the other day. I was a different event. My cardiologist is concerned that my blood pressure is alway high whenever I visit him. 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