{"id":264,"date":"2007-08-01T06:56:41","date_gmt":"2007-08-01T11:56:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=264"},"modified":"2007-08-01T06:56:41","modified_gmt":"2007-08-01T11:56:41","slug":"live-bait","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=264","title":{"rendered":"Live bait!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The local liqueur store is offering &#8220;live bait&#8221;.  Yum!  I know that I really want some!<\/p>\n<p>While they offer liqueur they also offer chips, cheese and jerky.  Some thing for everyone.  But now, it is live bait.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps you need some extra worms for you tequila.  Maybe you want some fried crickets.  How about some grubs; they taste like shrimp!<\/p>\n<p>But, I guess it stands to reason that a liqueur store sells live bait.  After all, fishermen do drink while they fish so why not sell them some bait to go with their beer.<\/p>\n<p>They should also sell condoms.\u00a0 They too would be a natural fit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The local liqueur store is offering &#8220;live bait&#8221;. Yum! I know that I really want some! While they offer liqueur they also offer chips, cheese and jerky. Some thing for everyone. But now, it is live bait. Perhaps you need &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=264\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-4g","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=264"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}