{"id":312,"date":"2007-09-14T07:26:46","date_gmt":"2007-09-14T12:26:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=312"},"modified":"2007-09-14T07:26:46","modified_gmt":"2007-09-14T12:26:46","slug":"there%e2%80%99s-a-penny-in-the-toilet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=312","title":{"rendered":"There\u2019s a penny in the toilet!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\">While Kathy and I were staying at our apartment in <st1:city><st1:place>Cincinnati<\/st1:place><\/st1:city>, I made a discovery: there was a penny in the toilet!<span>  <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Now, this was not a big deal.<span>  <\/span>After all, it was just a penny.<span>  <\/span>But, where did it come from?<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">I believed that it came from Kathy.<span>  <\/span>She, in turn, said that it came from me.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">How could it come from me?<span>  <\/span>After all, I just run my zipper up and down but she runs her pants up and down.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">She said the she didn\u2019t do it and I knew that I didn\u2019t do it so, maybe there is another explanation. Maybe, a gnome put it there.<span>  <\/span>After all, that Travelocity guy gets around.<span>  <\/span>Maybe he thought it was a wishing well.<span>  <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Kathy handed me the toilet brush.<span>  <\/span>I told her that I didn\u2019t think the penny needed to be polished.<span>  <\/span>Instead, I just pushed the handle on the toilet and voilah, the penny disappeared.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">I wonder if the gnome got his wish?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While Kathy and I were staying at our apartment in Cincinnati, I made a discovery: there was a penny in the toilet! Now, this was not a big deal. After all, it was just a penny. But, where did it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=312\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-52","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=312"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}