{"id":320,"date":"2007-09-19T07:01:53","date_gmt":"2007-09-19T12:01:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=320"},"modified":"2007-09-19T07:01:53","modified_gmt":"2007-09-19T12:01:53","slug":"subway","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=320","title":{"rendered":"Subway"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every now and then, I grab a sub at Subway.  And on the wall at Subway, they have pictures of the various subs along with a brief description of the sandwich and a number.  And like most places, you can order your meal by just asking for a number.  But not so with Subway or at least the Subways that I have visited.<\/p>\n<p>When I go into a Subway, I study the menu selection on the wall.  Then, when I decide on a sandwich, I ask for it by number.<\/p>\n<p>The other day I went into a subway and after studying the menu, I walked up to the counter to place my order.  &#8220;What&#8217;ll ya have?&#8221;  &#8220;A number 4&#8221; I said.  &#8220;What kind of bread do you want?&#8221;  Fair question.  After all, Subway does offer a variety of breads to choose from so I opted for wheat.<\/p>\n<p>Then came the killer questions.  &#8220;What kind of meat do you want on that?&#8221;  Now I&#8217;m confused.  A number 4 is supposed to come with turkey breast so I am not sure what he is asking.  Thinking that maybe I can have the turkey warmed if I want, I respond by saying &#8220;Cold.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I got a blank look from the man and he repeated the question.  So I said &#8220;What are my options?&#8221;  Rather annoyed the man said &#8220;Turkey, ham or roast beef.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wait a minute, if I order roast beef, wouldn&#8217;t that make my sandwich a number 6?&#8221;  &#8220;No&#8221; the man replied, &#8220;It would still be a number 4.&#8221;  So I asked, &#8220;What is the difference between a number 4 and a number 6?&#8221;  &#8220;They are the same&#8221;, the man said, &#8220;except that the number 6 is made with roast beef instead of turkey.&#8221;  Seeing that the conversation was going nowhere fast, I opted for the turkey, just like in the picture.<\/p>\n<p>Next, he asked me what kind of cheese I wanted on the sandwich.  Not wanting to repeat the previous conversation I answered, &#8220;What ever cheese comes with a number 4.&#8221;  To which the man responded, &#8220;You have the choice of provolone,  cheddar, swiss or pepper jack.&#8221;   &#8220;Pepper jack&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n<p>Next came the veggies but I won&#8217;t even into detail on that. \u00a0  In the end, I ended up with what looked like an number 8 but who knows.  It made me wonder why they even bother putting up pictures of the sandwiches and the numbers as ultimately, you build your own sub.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every now and then, I grab a sub at Subway. And on the wall at Subway, they have pictures of the various subs along with a brief description of the sandwich and a number. 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