{"id":325,"date":"2007-09-27T07:18:38","date_gmt":"2007-09-27T12:18:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=325"},"modified":"2007-09-27T07:18:39","modified_gmt":"2007-09-27T12:18:39","slug":"the-stairway-to-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=325","title":{"rendered":"The stairway to Heaven."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The State Office Building in Saginaw has three floors with a mechanical penthouse above the third floor.  And even though the penthouse is always locked, there is a high locked gate at the bottom of the stairs leading up to the penthouse.<\/p>\n<p>I thought this to be rather odd having a locked gate and a locked door so I asked the building manager about the double security.  He indicated that there had been a office romance a few years back.<\/p>\n<p>It seems that the couple would slip up the stairs to the penthouse landing.  And even though they couldn&#8217;t get into the penthouse, they would be out of sight for their intimate moments during lunch.  Of course, the state doesn&#8217;t condone such activities so the stairway gate was erected.<\/p>\n<p>I guess if you want to do those kind of things, you need to run across the street to that cheap motel.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The State Office Building in Saginaw has three floors with a mechanical penthouse above the third floor. And even though the penthouse is always locked, there is a high locked gate at the bottom of the stairs leading up to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=325\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-5f","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=325"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}