{"id":3367,"date":"2010-11-02T06:36:24","date_gmt":"2010-11-02T11:36:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=3367"},"modified":"2010-11-02T06:36:24","modified_gmt":"2010-11-02T11:36:24","slug":"the-professional","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=3367","title":{"rendered":"The Professional."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/dsci0052.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3389\" title=\"dsci0052\" src=\"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/dsci0052.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/dsci0052.jpg 3648w, https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/dsci0052-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a>Everything at the Karmanos hospital is geared for a professional imagine.  So I guess that it should not have been a surprise to discover that the toilet paper dispensers are also Professional.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I am not sure what makes these dispensers Professional.  Maybe it is because there are two rolls available.  My dispensers at home only have one roll so does that make them amateur?<\/p>\n<p>When I go into restroom at bars and restaurants, their dispensers have huge rolls mounted sideways on the wall.  I guess these are the commercial series.<\/p>\n<p>Well, any way, I guess the Professional is for people who know exactly what to do and how to get things done.<\/p>\n<p>Get er done!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everything at the Karmanos hospital is geared for a professional imagine. So I guess that it should not have been a surprise to discover that the toilet paper dispensers are also Professional. Now, I am not sure what makes these &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=3367\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-Sj","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3367"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3367\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3399,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3367\/revisions\/3399"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}