Today, I needed to buy a bagel from the cafeteria.\u00a0 I haven’t purchased one in years but today, I was extra hungry.<\/p>\n
Now, the cafeteria has one of those nifty slicers where you put in the bagel and push down on the cutter.\u00a0 Well, when I pushed down on the cutter, my bagel disappeared.<\/p>\n
Was this some sort of a magic device?\u00a0 Where had my bagel disappeared to?\u00a0 I checked behind my ear but no bagel.\u00a0 I looked up my sleeve, but no bagel.\u00a0 Finally, I pulled out the cutter and there was my bagel, or what was left of it, all rolled up in a ball at the bottom of the slicer.<\/p>\n
Next time, I will use one of those cheap plastic knives on it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Today, I needed to buy a bagel from the cafeteria.\u00a0 I haven’t purchased one in years but today, I was extra hungry. Now, the cafeteria has one of those nifty slicers where you put in the bagel and push down … Continue reading