{"id":4052,"date":"2011-06-10T17:29:08","date_gmt":"2011-06-10T22:29:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4052"},"modified":"2011-06-10T17:29:08","modified_gmt":"2011-06-10T22:29:08","slug":"a-sticky-day-at-meijer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4052","title":{"rendered":"A Sticky Day at Meijer."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other day, I was shopping for fresh orange juice at Meijer (regional grocery chain).\u00a0 After putting a couple of quarts in my cart, I started to move on.<\/p>\n<p>That is when I heard it, that sickening sound that shoes make when they have goo on the bottoms of them.\u00a0 Apparently, there was orange juice on the floor in front of the cooler.\u00a0 Yuck!!<\/p>\n<p>Next stop, the jelly isle.\u00a0 And yes, you guessed it,\u00a0 I got sticky fingers!<\/p>\n<p>Well, the shoe sound I can tolerate but the sticky fingers had to go.\u00a0 So, the next stop was the restroom.\u00a0 Some water and a paper towel and I was good to go.\u00a0 No foot squish, no sticky fingers.<\/p>\n<p>Life is good.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day, I was shopping for fresh orange juice at Meijer (regional grocery chain).\u00a0 After putting a couple of quarts in my cart, I started to move on. That is when I heard it, that sickening sound that shoes &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4052\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4052","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-13m","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4052","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4052"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4052\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4114,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4052\/revisions\/4114"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}