{"id":4157,"date":"2011-06-30T21:51:53","date_gmt":"2011-07-01T02:51:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4157"},"modified":"2011-06-30T21:51:53","modified_gmt":"2011-07-01T02:51:53","slug":"but-when-he-got-there-the-sock-drawn-was-bare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4157","title":{"rendered":"But, When He Got There, The Sock Drawn Was Bare&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other morning, when I went to get dressed for work, I grabbed a clean pair of socks from my sock drawer. But, when I went to but them on, I discovered that there was only one sock and not a pair.<\/p>\n<p>I checked the drawer high and low.\u00a0 No sock.\u00a0 I looked on the floor.\u00a0 No sock.\u00a0 I even looked at my feet to make sure that I hadn&#8217;t already put it on.\u00a0 (some mornings are like that).\u00a0 But, no sock.\u00a0 So, I had to go through the dirty clothes looking for a sock just to get me by for the day.\u00a0 Luckily, I found one.\u00a0 So, when I got down stairs, I wrote &#8220;socks&#8221; on\u00a0 my grocery list.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I have been buying\u00a0 the same style of socks for the last 20 years, so, I didn&#8217;t think that it would be a problem.\u00a0 I wanted black, crew, synthetic knit socks, a standard fair in most stores.<\/p>\n<p>When I got to Meijer (regional grocery chain) I headed for the socks.\u00a0 The first pair that I picked up were a black knit crew 3 pack.\u00a0 Great!\u00a0 But wait, they were argyle.\u00a0 Arrrh.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I buy black socks for a reason.\u00a0 They go with anything so I don&#8217;t have to decide whether the navy would look better.\u00a0 Plus, I don&#8217;t have to deal with the black\/navy cross match issue.\u00a0 So, if I already have problems deciding between black or navy, argyle will drive me nuts!<\/p>\n<p>The next 3 pack that I picked up looked like they were black crew.\u00a0 But, upon closer examination, they were black, navy and gray.\u00a0\u00a0 Since I didn&#8217;t want to deal with issues of crossbreeding, I put them back.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, I found a 3 pack of black crew socks.\u00a0 They were not the kind that I would normally buy but they will do.\u00a0 After all, I was out of socks and they were black.<\/p>\n<p>I guess that this could be an episode on Seinfeld.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other morning, when I went to get dressed for work, I grabbed a clean pair of socks from my sock drawer. But, when I went to but them on, I discovered that there was only one sock and not &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4157\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-153","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4157"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4157\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4181,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4157\/revisions\/4181"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}