{"id":4200,"date":"2011-07-12T16:38:54","date_gmt":"2011-07-12T21:38:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4200"},"modified":"2011-07-12T16:38:54","modified_gmt":"2011-07-12T21:38:54","slug":"the-toll-road-drive-through","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4200","title":{"rendered":"The Toll Road Drive Through."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other day, as I was headed for Chicago, I ended up on the toll road.\u00a0 Now, I don&#8217;t really like driving on the toll roads.\u00a0 And since I am not a regular on the roads, I don&#8217;t know all of the finer points of toll booths.<\/p>\n<p>When I pulled up to one toll booth, I looked for a short line.\u00a0 And, since the short lines are usually off to the sides, I was delighted to see a short line off to my far left.\u00a0 So, I headed for it.<\/p>\n<p>Once I got in the line, I noticed that it seemed to move much slower than the others.\u00a0 But, I couldn&#8217;t leave the line since there was no place to go.\u00a0 So, I stayed there.<\/p>\n<p>A few minutes later, I realized why the line was moving so slow.\u00a0 It wasn&#8217;t the line for the toll booth, it was the line for the Micky Ds drive through.<\/p>\n<p>I got a large Diet Coke and then headed for the toll lane.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day, as I was headed for Chicago, I ended up on the toll road.\u00a0 Now, I don&#8217;t really like driving on the toll roads.\u00a0 And since I am not a regular on the roads, I don&#8217;t know all &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4200\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-15K","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4200","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4200"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4200\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4210,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4200\/revisions\/4210"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}