{"id":4362,"date":"2011-08-27T20:00:16","date_gmt":"2011-08-28T01:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4362"},"modified":"2011-08-27T20:00:16","modified_gmt":"2011-08-28T01:00:16","slug":"hanging-panties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4362","title":{"rendered":"Hanging Panties!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I passed a guy today on my way to work.\u00a0 He had a pair of frilly panties hanging from his rear view mirror.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I assume that the panties belonged to his girl friend and that he was displaying them like a trophy.\u00a0 But, his girl friend must be rather large as the panties could also pass as a &#8220;sun screen&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>But, given todays&#8217; society, maybe they were his and he was hanging them up to dry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I passed a guy today on my way to work.\u00a0 He had a pair of frilly panties hanging from his rear view mirror. Now, I assume that the panties belonged to his girl friend and that he was displaying them &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4362\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-18m","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4362"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4362\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4365,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4362\/revisions\/4365"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}