{"id":4421,"date":"2011-09-13T17:14:10","date_gmt":"2011-09-13T22:14:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4421"},"modified":"2011-09-13T17:16:10","modified_gmt":"2011-09-13T22:16:10","slug":"the-invading-red-menace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4421","title":{"rendered":"The Invading Red Menace!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is a red menace invading this planet.\u00a0 No, it is not from Mars, it is from the ocean in the form of giant King Crabs.<\/p>\n<p>Marine Biologist are afraid that these monsters, some of which of up to 3 feet in diameter, will over run the oceans.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I share their concerns.\u00a0 So, in an effort to do my part, I will keep a pot of boiling water and some drawn butter ready and waiting for the red hoards.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if I should stock up on Alfredo sauce?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is a red menace invading this planet.\u00a0 No, it is not from Mars, it is from the ocean in the form of giant King Crabs. Marine Biologist are afraid that these monsters, some of which of up to 3 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4421\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4421","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-19j","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4421","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4421"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4421\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4423,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4421\/revisions\/4423"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4421"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4421"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4421"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}