{"id":4491,"date":"2011-09-30T21:35:41","date_gmt":"2011-10-01T02:35:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4491"},"modified":"2011-09-30T21:38:52","modified_gmt":"2011-10-01T02:38:52","slug":"thou-shalt-not-commit-adultery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4491","title":{"rendered":"Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery…??"},"content":{"rendered":"

The coffee pot at work relies on the honor system for payments.\u00a0 Frustrated that people were not always paying for their coffee, the coffee “gnome” posted a sign reminding people that coffee is $0.30 per cup.\u00a0 And, below that, he posted a sign that read “remember the 7th commandment!”<\/p>\n

Well OK.\u00a0 While I think that we all need to remember the 7th commandment, I think that he meant the 8th commandment, “Thou shalt not steal.”\u00a0\u00a0 The 7th is, “thou shalt not commit adultery.\u00a0 But, given the office environment, I think that the 7th is also appropriate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The coffee pot at work relies on the honor system for payments.\u00a0 Frustrated that people were not always paying for their coffee, the coffee “gnome” posted a sign reminding people that coffee is $0.30 per cup.\u00a0 And, below that, he … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4491","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-1ar","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4491","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4491"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4491\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4497,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4491\/revisions\/4497"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}