{"id":4514,"date":"2011-10-06T18:19:23","date_gmt":"2011-10-06T23:19:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4514"},"modified":"2011-10-06T18:19:23","modified_gmt":"2011-10-06T23:19:23","slug":"no-dwarf-tossing-allowed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4514","title":{"rendered":"No Dwarf Tossing Allowed."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Representative in Florida has introduced legislation which\u00a0 will allow dwarf tossing.<\/p>\n<p>Back in 1989, Florida passed a law banning dwarf tossing.\u00a0 But, the Representative feels that this law impairs dwarfs from gainful employment.\u00a0 After all, no one is forcing the dwarfs to participate in these contests. \u00a0 And if they are adults, they should be allowed to make their own choices.<\/p>\n<p>And while I have never seen a dwarf tossing contest, I suspect that alcohol is involved.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Representative in Florida has introduced legislation which\u00a0 will allow dwarf tossing. Back in 1989, Florida passed a law banning dwarf tossing.\u00a0 But, the Representative feels that this law impairs dwarfs from gainful employment.\u00a0 After all, no one is forcing &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4514\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-1aO","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4514"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4514\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4518,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4514\/revisions\/4518"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}