{"id":4519,"date":"2011-10-08T18:58:34","date_gmt":"2011-10-08T23:58:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4519"},"modified":"2011-10-08T18:58:34","modified_gmt":"2011-10-08T23:58:34","slug":"the-purloined-menu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4519","title":{"rendered":"The Purloined Menu."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other day, a co-worker and I were eating lunch on the patio of an East Lansing restaurant when we noticed an attractive young woman, in a business suit, enter the restaurant.\u00a0 And, we were not surprised to see her seated on the patio as it was a beautiful day.<\/p>\n<p>But, moments after she was seated, she arose and left the patio with the menu still in her hand.\u00a0 She then walked out to the street and boarded the cross town bus!<\/p>\n<p>Interesting to say the least.\u00a0 Was she checking prices for a competitor?\u00a0 Was she learning the menu for a waitress job at the restaurant?\u00a0 Who knows.\u00a0 But, it did make for interesting dining.<\/p>\n<p>I guess I need to get out more.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day, a co-worker and I were eating lunch on the patio of an East Lansing restaurant when we noticed an attractive young woman, in a business suit, enter the restaurant.\u00a0 And, we were not surprised to see her &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4519\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-1aT","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4519"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4519\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4529,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4519\/revisions\/4529"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}