{"id":4578,"date":"2011-10-24T17:54:18","date_gmt":"2011-10-24T22:54:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4578"},"modified":"2011-10-24T17:54:18","modified_gmt":"2011-10-24T22:54:18","slug":"muffin-assault","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4578","title":{"rendered":"Muffin Assault."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A woman was recently arrested for domestic assault. \u00a0 What did she do?\u00a0 She pelted her husband with cup cakes.<\/p>\n<p>While I find the incident rather humorous, the poor husband was fearing for his life.\u00a0 And even though the police did not actually witness the event, the man had enough frosting spots on his clothing to validate the claim.<\/p>\n<p>Do you think that maybe the woman has an anger issue?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman was recently arrested for domestic assault. \u00a0 What did she do?\u00a0 She pelted her husband with cup cakes. While I find the incident rather humorous, the poor husband was fearing for his life.\u00a0 And even though the police &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4578\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4578","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-1bQ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4578","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4578"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4578\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4600,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4578\/revisions\/4600"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4578"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4578"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4578"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}