{"id":4692,"date":"2011-11-29T18:46:21","date_gmt":"2011-11-29T23:46:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4692"},"modified":"2011-11-29T18:46:21","modified_gmt":"2011-11-29T23:46:21","slug":"beware-of-horses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4692","title":{"rendered":"Beware of Horses."},"content":{"rendered":"

I saw a dating profile the other day from a woman who had horses.\u00a0 It looked like she might be boarding them by the appearance of the barn behind her. So, I thought, “if the horses are boarded, then she might not be so consumed with them.”\u00a0 But, I was wrong.<\/p>\n

Under “free time activities” she had listed “grooming horses, cleaning out stalls, feeding horses, get the picture?”.\u00a0 Well, yes I did get the picture.\u00a0 Her life would always be centered around her horses.<\/p>\n

She seemed nice enough, but, since I am not interested in giving my life to horses, I will pass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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