{"id":4704,"date":"2011-12-06T19:44:59","date_gmt":"2011-12-07T00:44:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4704"},"modified":"2011-12-07T13:25:42","modified_gmt":"2011-12-07T18:25:42","slug":"ive-been-pinched","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4704","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve Been Pinched!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am the most eligible bachelor in the office these days.\u00a0 So, all of the single women seem to give me extra attention.\u00a0 Most of the time, they make special trips to my office just to say hello.\u00a0 But, some times they do unexpected things.<\/p>\n<p>The other day, I was standing in the hallway at work talking to my boss when a female co-worker of mine walked past and pinched my butt.\u00a0 Now, while the woman is a friend of\u00a0 mine and single, she has never expressed any interest in me other than that of a friend.\u00a0 So, her actions took me by surprise.<\/p>\n<p>My boss, of course, was shocked.\u00a0 And so was I.\u00a0 But, our shock quickly turned into laughter.<\/p>\n<p>I doubt that there will be a repeat incident as I suspect that it was just a spontaneous act and not premeditated.\u00a0 But, I guess time will tell.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if this means that we are engaged?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am the most eligible bachelor in the office these days.\u00a0 So, all of the single women seem to give me extra attention.\u00a0 Most of the time, they make special trips to my office just to say hello.\u00a0 But, some &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4704\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4704","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-1dS","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4704","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4704"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4704\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4715,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4704\/revisions\/4715"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}