{"id":4707,"date":"2011-12-05T08:05:25","date_gmt":"2011-12-05T13:05:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4707"},"modified":"2011-12-05T08:05:25","modified_gmt":"2011-12-05T13:05:25","slug":"hotel-california","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4707","title":{"rendered":"Hotel California."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The State owned parking ramp that I use, has automated entry and exit doors.\u00a0 You flash you ID badge at the reader and the entry door opens.\u00a0 Likewise, when you approach the exit, sensors detect your car and open the door.\u00a0 And while there are three exits, only two of them are commonly known.\u00a0 The third is through the loading dock, but most people are not aware of this exit.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, the two main exits doors quit working at the same time one day.\u00a0 And, the drivers that were not aware of the third exit, found themselves driving in circles trying to get out of the ramp.<\/p>\n<p>So, it was like the song says &#8220;you can checkout any time you want but you can never leave.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The State owned parking ramp that I use, has automated entry and exit doors.\u00a0 You flash you ID badge at the reader and the entry door opens.\u00a0 Likewise, when you approach the exit, sensors detect your car and open the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=4707\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4707","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-1dV","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4707","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4707"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4707\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4709,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4707\/revisions\/4709"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}