{"id":532,"date":"2008-04-12T11:29:08","date_gmt":"2008-04-12T16:29:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=532"},"modified":"2008-04-12T11:30:33","modified_gmt":"2008-04-12T16:30:33","slug":"old-men-in-pajamas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=532","title":{"rendered":"Old Men in Pajamas."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was in the bank this morning when an old guy came in wearing pajama bottoms.   He hadn&#8217;t shaved in several days so he looked like a walk-away from a nursing home.<\/p>\n<p>He hadn&#8217;t been in the bank more than 5 seconds when he started talking to me like we were old friends.   That is when I really started to suspect that he was from a near by nursing home.<\/p>\n<p>Then a terrible thought entered my mind.  Is he wear underwear?  I shuttered and tried to get the thought from my mind but it wouldn&#8217;t go away.  Fortunately, the teller summoned me and I left Mr Pajama Bottoms in the line.<\/p>\n<p>Wearing pajama bottoms might be popular for the teens and the twenty somethings but those kind of fashions look really bad once you hit 40.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was in the bank this morning when an old guy came in wearing pajama bottoms. He hadn&#8217;t shaved in several days so he looked like a walk-away from a nursing home. He hadn&#8217;t been in the bank more than &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=532\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-532","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-8A","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/532","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=532"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/532\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}