{"id":533,"date":"2008-04-14T07:11:18","date_gmt":"2008-04-14T12:11:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=533"},"modified":"2008-04-14T07:11:18","modified_gmt":"2008-04-14T12:11:18","slug":"tandem-toilets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=533","title":{"rendered":"Tandem Toilets."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other day, I was reading an article about tandem toilets.  It seems that some company came up with the idea that there is a market for a tandem toilet; a two seater, if you would.<\/p>\n<p>Unlike a tandem bicycle where the riders are front to back, these tandem toilets are joined side-by-side in such a way that the occupant of one toilet faces the occupant of the other toilet, kind of like a love seat.  Presumably, this facilitates better bathroom conversation.<\/p>\n<p>I suspect that the market for this product is women.  I can&#8217;t see too many heterosexual guys wanting to use the toilet together.  But women, on the other hand, seem to feel the need for such companionship.<\/p>\n<p>The product doesn&#8217;t strike me as being very practical.  Since you have to have access to both side of the toilet, you can&#8217;t just back it up to the wall like most toilets.  Instead, this would have to be in the center of the room.<\/p>\n<p>So, unless you have a lot of keggers and need to keep the bathroom line moving, the tandem toilet is not for you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day, I was reading an article about tandem toilets. It seems that some company came up with the idea that there is a market for a tandem toilet; a two seater, if you would. Unlike a tandem bicycle &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=533\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-8B","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=533"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}