{"id":5561,"date":"2012-10-01T18:36:49","date_gmt":"2012-10-01T23:36:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=5561"},"modified":"2012-10-01T18:36:49","modified_gmt":"2012-10-01T23:36:49","slug":"the-crappy-car-wash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=5561","title":{"rendered":"The Crappy Car Wash."},"content":{"rendered":"

Lowell has an automated car wash.\u00a0 I call it the “crappy car wash” because that is what it does.\u00a0 For $7, it washes off most of the dirt but not all of it.<\/p>\n

Of course, for $7, I can get a great car wash in Grand Rapids.\u00a0 So, I only use the crappy car wash if I am desperate.<\/p>\n

Well, the crappy car wash has now raised their rates to $8.\u00a0 I thought that maybe they had made some improvements, but no. It is the same crappy car wash but now it\u00a0 just costs more.\u00a0 Oh well, I go to Grand Rapids enough so I only use the crappy car wash a couple of times a year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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