{"id":5576,"date":"2012-10-03T17:38:05","date_gmt":"2012-10-03T22:38:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=5576"},"modified":"2012-10-03T17:38:05","modified_gmt":"2012-10-03T22:38:05","slug":"eating-macaroni-and-cheese","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=5576","title":{"rendered":"Eating Macaroni And Cheese."},"content":{"rendered":"

The other day, I was in a early afternoon meeting and one of the people in that meeting was eating her lunch.\u00a0 Now, it is not unusual for people to eat during a meeting but in this particular case, the woman was eating macaroni and cheese with her fingers.<\/p>\n

That’s right, with her fingers, one noodle at a time.\u00a0 And, each time that she put a noodle in her mouth, she licked her fingers.\u00a0 So, not only did I get the visual action, I also got to hear her smacking her lips.<\/p>\n

I guess I should be grateful that she wasn’t eating spaghetti.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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