{"id":5599,"date":"2012-10-15T19:29:01","date_gmt":"2012-10-16T00:29:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=5599"},"modified":"2012-10-15T19:29:01","modified_gmt":"2012-10-16T00:29:01","slug":"b-o","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=5599","title":{"rendered":"B. O.!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other day when I was grocery shopping at Meijer (regional grocery chain) I was repulsed by the smell of body odor wafting in the isle.\u00a0 Somebody smells bad, I thought.\u00a0 Then, a sudden wave of horror swept over me.\u00a0 &#8220;What if it is me!!!&#8221;\u00a0 But, a quick check of the pits reassured me that I was fine.\u00a0 So then, who was it?<\/p>\n<p>As I moved down the isle, the odor seemed to lessen.\u00a0 And, I was fine until I entered the next isle.\u00a0 There, the odor once again returned.\u00a0 But, this time, there were only two of us in the isle.\u00a0 And since I had already knew that I was &#8220;clean&#8221;, I concluded that it must be the other person.<\/p>\n<p>From then on, every time that I met the other person,\u00a0 I also met the odor.\u00a0 A part of me wanted to point out the sale on deodorants.\u00a0 But, the other part of me told me to keep my mouth shut.\u00a0 And so I did.\u00a0 After all, that is what friends and family are for.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day when I was grocery shopping at Meijer (regional grocery chain) I was repulsed by the smell of body odor wafting in the isle.\u00a0 Somebody smells bad, I thought.\u00a0 Then, a sudden wave of horror swept over me.\u00a0 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=5599\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5599","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-1sj","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5599","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5599"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5599\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5601,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5599\/revisions\/5601"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}