{"id":620,"date":"2008-07-19T09:26:43","date_gmt":"2008-07-19T14:26:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=620"},"modified":"2008-07-19T09:26:43","modified_gmt":"2008-07-19T14:26:43","slug":"bat-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=620","title":{"rendered":"Bat Girl."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A teenage girl recently discovered that she had a baby bat in the bra that she was wearing.  The bat apparently got into her bra when is was hanging on the clothes line.  She didn&#8217;t discover the bat until she took off the bra.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I could make several comments about this one.  First of all, who hangs their underwear on a clothes line anymore?  Followed by, I guess when she discovered that she didn&#8217;t have any underwear, she pulled some off the line and put it on.  Finally, I guess she didn&#8217;t fill out the cup very well.<\/p>\n<p>Life is stranger than fiction.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A teenage girl recently discovered that she had a baby bat in the bra that she was wearing. The bat apparently got into her bra when is was hanging on the clothes line. She didn&#8217;t discover the bat until she &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=620\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-a0","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/620","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=620"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/620\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}