{"id":6596,"date":"2013-10-15T21:31:25","date_gmt":"2013-10-16T02:31:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=6596"},"modified":"2013-10-14T21:31:42","modified_gmt":"2013-10-15T02:31:42","slug":"eggs-over-easy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=6596","title":{"rendered":"Eggs Over Easy."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"ecxMsoNormal\">The other day, I had breakfast in a national restaurant chain.\u00a0 I ordered eggs \u201csunny side up\u201d.\u00a0 The waitress told me that they didn\u2019t have eggs \u201csunny side up\u201d.\u00a0 They only had eggs \u201cover easy\u201d.\u00a0 I told her that eggs \u201csunny side up\u201d are like eggs \u201cover easy\u201d except that you don\u2019t turn them over.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"ecxMsoNormal\">I could tell by the blank look on her face that this conversation was a total waste of time.\u00a0 So I ordered eggs \u201cover easy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"ecxMsoNormal\">\u201cyou gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day, I had breakfast in a national restaurant chain.\u00a0 I ordered eggs \u201csunny side up\u201d.\u00a0 The waitress told me that they didn\u2019t have eggs \u201csunny side up\u201d.\u00a0 They only had eggs \u201cover easy\u201d.\u00a0 I told her that eggs &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=6596\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6596","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-1Io","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6596","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6596"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6596\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6597,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6596\/revisions\/6597"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}