{"id":7337,"date":"2014-08-20T14:26:23","date_gmt":"2014-08-20T19:26:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=7337"},"modified":"2014-08-07T14:29:51","modified_gmt":"2014-08-07T19:29:51","slug":"carrots-are-orange-parsnips-are-white","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=7337","title":{"rendered":"Carrots Are Orange, Parsnips Are White."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo-11-e1407439681769.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7338\" src=\"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo-11-e1407439681769.jpg\" alt=\"photo-11\" width=\"2448\" height=\"3264\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo-11-e1407439681769.jpg 2448w, https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo-11-e1407439681769-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo-11-e1407439681769-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2448px) 100vw, 2448px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>These are white carrots.\u00a0 I guess some people find them appealing.\u00a0 I, however, am not one of them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These are white carrots.\u00a0 I guess some people find them appealing.\u00a0 I, however, am not one of them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-1Ul","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7337"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7337\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7339,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7337\/revisions\/7339"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}